every single one of you own or previously owned a smartphone now its the time to label you and make fun of you ( me included ) so buckle up and dont take it personally its just what the world see when they look at you holding your phone :
IPHONE :
we have to start with the majority right ? arent you the sly and cool with your apps and sleek touch screen , well your not , the iphone is simply a overblown hype , its a good phone and it started the whole touch phones revolution but is it worth coghing up all that dough !
whats amaznigly stupid is that it became an annual thing, every year we have a new iphone HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER and every year people line up and buy the iphone like lemmings . its a good phone ruined by company policy to milk out the consumer .
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| yea thats you |
if you own an IPhone you are : 1- A Snob 2 - A Spoiled Brat 3 - Going with Trend
Blackberry :
Ahh yes the business men and women around the world , or thats what we tell ourselves in reality its populated by young adults and preteens which is a hospitable enviorment perfect for pedophiles , with the minorty of its users being business men and business men wannabes , they defend their phones even if its underdog and with the stupidist software ever , they still buy out of brand loyality so instead of cows now they are simply sheep .
if you are a blackberry owner you are : 1 - A Kid 2 - You Want To Look Good 3 - Trying To Hook up
Andriod ( HTC / Samsung / Nexus ) :
they are the latest fanbase to greet the smartphones scene and the loudest yet to come , there's no denying that the andriod is amazing but you dont have to teach us every bit of it , they are the geekiest and nerdiest lot you can hang out with , they never cease to bore you with their nitpicking of other phones and comparison with compitiors , they are like the kid at school who bully's everyone around them and they keep on growing in numbers .
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| Even Arnie Approves It |
if you own an andriod : 1 - You Are A Geek 2 - You Are Hated By Your Friends
