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Microsoft Being Jerks Since 1975

The How To Guide for Surviving A Zombie Apocalypse

Zombies are invading !!!! there's no denying that there's a zombie spike in mainstream media, its either movies or books so i'll go with the flow and write a post on zombies, but not any post !

in this post we will give your crucial tips and guide on how to survive if the dead roamed the earth, what will you do ! how will you respond to the situation ?

Dye Your Hair 

zombies arent picky eaters, they will eat everything that lay in their ways from house pets to fat greasy humans, but they are in a short supply of brains, once the the plague hits and claims more and more of the human populations they will suffer a shortage in brains , so what can you do then ?

Dye your hair blonde, we all know that blondes dont have a single hint of an intellect hence a defective braincells or a missing brain all together proven to us by Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, so count on the fact that humans ( now turned zombies ) wont touch you cause of the above mentioned names .

Dont Shower for Weeks

We all had something rotting in our rooms while we were growing up, that what zombies smells and more, being dead and cursed to roam the earth while you rot wont smell nice, and we as humans love to let ourselves go after a break-up or a desprate phase so why not the end of the world ?

Pictured Above : An Improving Chance Of Survival

 so the perfect solution is not showering for weeks so you can blend in and catch their scent,and even mingle with the hordes and check out the babes, they will put out without all that emotions and love crap, if your a grown up male its your time to shine .

Kill All Your Relatives

Love them or hate them you are stuck with your family so if you have a vendetta against someone here's your chance, you can explain yourself by saying it was an act of love or compassion to save them from the torment of being a brainless cold zombies .


its a win-win situation even if you tried to march through with them piggybacking on you they will eventually be bitten and turn into a zombie, if not they are going to consume all your ration and your chance of survival will drop, so basically become a World Of Warcraft player and live without any human communication .

Zombie Survival Training Camp

Take Care Of Your Group

If you broke the rule above dont worry we will help either ways, even if you are stubborn and didn't listen to guide and dont deserve to live, but its the end of the world so we will cut you some slack, lets say you can't live without your soulmate or parent and you want to be the hero, what can you do ?


Stick together to improve your chances of survival by chatting on current events and weather changes to waste some time, keep your family close to you and feed them well so that they can get fat and slow, and never split up unless you are using your partner as a bait so that you can escape.

That should keep them occupied for 15 mins

Dont Be Black If You Are Then Just Kill Yourself Already

im not being racist but all the zombie movies proved that black men and women never survive

The only black guy that survived long enough to become a zombie at the end of the movie courtesy of " Night Of the Living Dead Remake "

Me And Bad Luck

Heey there dudes and dudettes, i want to apologize for the lack of posts in the past few days, i've been been dodging death all week, its either health issues that plagued me or the near fatal car incident so this week was well spent between  hospitals and police stations and neither of them is fun or even smell nice ( i still cant get over the smell of hospitals ) , so stay tuned cuz tomorrow this blog will be back to normal 

in the meantime here's something for u sent to us by one of our followers :

EDIT : sorry for the broken link it shows you how bad my luck is these days ;/ 

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Player 1 : Im Scared ! Hold Me !!

Player 2 : Im Scared Too :'[

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Baby Preacher

One of the funniest videos i have ever seen !! LOOOL

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The What If's Of The Gaming World

What If Snake Wasn't A Soldier ?

Finger Breakin' Good 

What If Tetris Blocks Could Speak ? 

What If Angry Birds Was Released In The 90's ?

What If Poke-balls Were Trademarks Of Victoria Secrets ? 

What If Sonic Becomes Real ?

What If Capcom Mixed Street Fighter With Resident Evil ?

What If Pac-man Wasn't A Successful Game ? 

What If Games Could Express Its Feelings ? 

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5 Things We Always Nag About But Can't Change

Its time to complete my trilogy of " 5 Things " series its started with 5 Things You Hate About Kuwaiti People  and continued to 5 Types Of Kuwaiti Bloggers this time though im going international and hopefully this trilogy ends better than Back to The Future 3 , We as human beings stretched all over this vast earth share this common , old , everlasting expression of " BITCHING"  as proven here in this blog numerous times , so here's a list of things we nag about it but cant change but we still bitch on nontheless :

The Weather

Everyday we roll out of bed dragging our feet from our comfy beds, out of our AC and heated little pieces of heaven into the Cold/Hot Slap from mother nature usually ruining our mood, making us grumpy and thats why we created the internet and LOLCATS .

By-Production Of bad weather conditons

So what do we do about this bad weather , we just get angry and curse it and vent it out on our helpless husband/wife, never knowing that we are part of it, and mother nature is venting out her PMSing anger on us .

this blog does not endorse global warming, we just think it will be one hell of a finale

The Government

We all live under the bless of a democratic goverment ( except Glenn Beck who still thinks he's in the middle ages and science is witchcraft ) but we all come across a bad choice or two from the goverment and all hell breaks loose , we turn into consipracy theorist and start bitching about our elected officials and curse the day we chose them and call them sell outs bent on ruining our lives.

Brain for Presedent

Bottomline we chose them , we have to shut up and put up and stop bitching its not their fault that they are good speakers its our fault for being stupid and ignorant .





Pictured Above : You



The Prices

Most of us deplete all of our salaries before the end of month and we struggle out for the rest of the days with frozen pizza's and dog food , then we realise that everything exepensive and our light bulb shines stating that we realized the secret of life , we must fight the prices spike !!



Good Luck !!!





but we fail to see that most essential commodities like sugar, milk, eggs, bread  and mountain dew are usually cheap, and our way of living lavishly is the downfall and proof that the " idiot human syndrome " does exist .

The Children These Days

Like most people around the world, we grow up and become more mature day by day, and each day passes kills a bit of what we came to, so we do the most effective thing to fight it, which is bitching till our eyes bleed, it can be movies, books, games, social interaction its all changing and we dont like it .



Children these days just like poodles you cant tell if they are males or females 



so what we do is slap the hell out of our kids and make them live like we lived, best case scenario : they will turn out normal with some bruises, worst case scenario : they will show up on a Girls Gone Wild video .

How It Was In Our Time !

Ahhh remember the good old days when fountains were filled with RC Cola, birds sang with Aretha Franklin's voice and everyone looked like Clark Gable? if you are scratching your head then thats the correct answer , cause there wasnt the good old days, its always bad we just make belief that its good to bitch on kids these days .



Back In The days thats how men looked like !



moral of the story is stop your bitching and live your life and work on shaping it to the best that you can , instead of swirling the drain of the old days and what you used to know, so suck it up and stop bitching (PARADOX FOUND* THIS SITE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE)

*if you can name that paradox you win the write to post in this blog as long as its not nude, racist content, or insulting to a person .

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Guide On How To Be A Succesful Vlogger/ Internet Sensation

- Record Everything In Your Life even if its boring as hell








- Piss People OFF








- Make A Fool Of Yourself









- Get Celebrities ( or Washe Out Celebrities )









- Get A Hot Girl To Do The Talking For You