The What If's Of The Gaming World

What If Snake Wasn't A Soldier ?

Finger Breakin' Good 

What If Tetris Blocks Could Speak ? 

What If Angry Birds Was Released In The 90's ?

What If Poke-balls Were Trademarks Of Victoria Secrets ? 

What If Sonic Becomes Real ?

What If Capcom Mixed Street Fighter With Resident Evil ?

What If Pac-man Wasn't A Successful Game ? 

What If Games Could Express Its Feelings ? 

Proof That Nerds Cant Dance

Believe me this is a high note in his life, he will tell this story to his grandsons if he managed to hook up with a real girl , breaking your leg in blizzcon is like winning an early key for the " Cataclysm " expansion covered in mountain dew code red and handed over to you by real life tauren females wearing princess leia slave costume .

Hitman 5 Is Official

well sort of , according to the voice actor of agent 47 David Bateson its real and its gonna be awesome , no official press release from IO interactive or Square Enix Europe ( Eidos previously ) . David had this to say for the game :

I have to plead the 5th Amendment on this one. I am under contract not to say anything." But he adds, "There have been delays," and "if the artwork is anything to go by… brace yourself!"

Finally IO pulled their shit together and started working on their landmark series , but i think it will be a tie in to the movie Hitman 2 sorta like the Prince Of Persia game synced to release on movies release to cash in on the marketing , so far details are sketchy, but i really wish it to be real , its bringing so much memories playing on my old PC , yea im a ex PC gamer you lousy console owners .

PC gamers : the Super Sayans of the gaming industry

The Best Twitter App Ever !!

ever wanted to make your twitter experience a little more enjoyable !!?


guess what its super twario to answer your prayers , its a half twitter client half platformer game, this 2$ dollar app is really adorable and charming and yet simple and original. just dont use it while ur driving :X

Why Japanese Game Developers Suck ?

yes i have finally said it ! they do suck since the rise of the current generation they are dwindling and heres why


lack of originality:  if its not broke dont fix it and in that process it falls behind in gameplay and  story , the feminine hero tries to save the world and have a breakdown moment or two ( he have to cry ! obviously hes that sexually secure ) , at the end everyone is happy and celebrate like ewoks

victims : star ocean : the last hope . Final Fantasy XIII

we party like its 2012 !!

Copying AAA games : trying so hard to ride on the success of AAA games like god of war . gears of war  and world of warcraft in that they lose all their personality in the process and just be a copy of something good .


viticims : castlevania : lord of shadows , Quantum Theory , Final Fantasy XIV

Pictured Above : Kratos Minus The Steriods Addiciton

Exporting their games : when bionic commando was exported from capcom to a european studio they scartched their heads and screwed a classic game a prime example that not all studios get what you want or get the origin of the games appeal ( with the exception of dead rising 2 ).


victims : Bionic Commando

how can you screw this !!!!

its a sad day when one of the leading japanese developers keiji inafune ( resident evil , mega man , okami ) had this to say about his own game DEAD RISING 2 developed by candian blue castle

I look around T.G.S., and everyone’s making awful games. Japan is at least five years behind.

^{It’s like we’re still making games for the last generation of game consoles.
Capcom is barely keeping up. The ideas, game play, design – there’s no diversity, no originality.}

there are few exceptions like level 5 and grasshopper studios but the rest of studios are years behind the western industry .

The Dumbest Video Game Ever

without a doubt this is the most pointless and dumb games i have ever seen in my life , its so pointless it shouldn't be considered a game , sadly thanks to the sega genesis it does exist ( i wanted to write it as 3DO game , but sadly the genesis did suck on a lot of occasions ;[ )

hey marge look at this ! i made it from beer bottles and diapers

barack obama in a video game

BOOM SHAKALA that deficit 

yes its official EA announced that barack obama and sarah palin are playable in the new game set to release on the WII ( without any solid date for the 360 or ps3 ), its a nice touch since barack is a die hard Chicago bulls fan , cant wait to see joe biden .


for all of you prepubescent geeks its a 2 player per team arcade basketball game , with a highly addictive gameplay  , and it usually featured the likes of bill clinton .

stop it already with this minecraft crap !

okay im a proud avid gamer , actually its the only thing im proud about but this minecraft stuff is really getting boring !


if you dont know what the hell im talking about its pc game soo advanced it makes pong look like it two sticks with a ball , seriously its stupid THIS STUPID LOOKING !

apparently this is a cow ! no go teach your kids what it sounds like !

" its so darn addicting " some might say but seriously guys drop it , the guy who programmed this game apparently is filthy rich cause people are paying good money to play this, and spend hours upon hours playing it like these fine male examples :

Exhibit A 

Exhibit B

what do you think ? have you played it ?