Saturday, October 30, 2010

Caturday week 5

The Social Network Review



the story of the rise of the internets biggest social network and the story behind the man who created it Mark Zuckerberg ,helmed by David Fincher ( Se7en , Fight Club ) is it good , or just another spammy FarmVille friend ?




Overview :


The poster says it all its all about the people around the creator , old friends or ex business partners trying to get a piece of the pie , after mark cheated his way into being the youngest billionaire but is he the bad guy or just a very smart guy and he earned his success and fame .



The Good :

- its a drama no doubt about it and a very good one the plot is thick and heavy with multi-layered characters that you can easily connect with , the plot is eased out by the lovely pacing which never gets you bored or ever slows down its David Fincher afterall .


- David Fincher did an amazing job with the direction in this one , the cuts and transitioning is something of a perfection , it blends two different scenes almost without letting the viewer notice the transition , with the helped of blurred out sounds , also another nice touch from this amazing director was the subtle figurative shots and lines ( its raining / a dark cloud ) which tells you subliminally the situation at hand .


- Trent Reznor the lead singer from Nine Inch Nails did the soundtrack and he did an amazing job at it a piano notes played out on a industrial sound loop , sometimes the notes pop up near a climatic scene and it feels like its well placed and plot serving .



The Bad : 



- David Fincher style in direction is dark photography , and i dont think its suitable for this movie , i think a normal approach to photography will do its not as dark or disturbing as Fight Club or Se7en , sometimes its just an annoyance , with a cheesy cold breath effect those things kinda distracted me .


- the cast didnt make a strong impact , only with a couple of scenes showing true and strong emotions towards the end with justin timberlake being himself which was kind of annoying .


Overall :


its a fun to watch movie , its deep and well done with some flaws here and there and the cast came up inches short of the direction , but it didnt fail the overall enjoyment of the movie , if you ever wanted the story behind facebook this is the movie for you , its like a documentary only for a broader audience and with alot of fun .


8/10

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Samuel L Jackson + Charlie Murphy = Awesomeness !



a pulp ficiton recreation done with CHARLIEEE MURPHAAAAY and the boondocks kids


What Did The Five Fingers Say To The Face ?

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

The Powa Of The Geek Side !

another blizzcon vid this an UBER NERD asks the developers of World Of Warcraft a question they couldnt answer , they developers reaction to this is really funny and cool .







Play Them Off Keyboard Cat ( Yes its still alive )

The Dark Knight Rises




Christopher Nolan finally talked about it and now we know the name of the new Batman movie and more juicy info.


in a interview with Hero Complex Nolan revealed that the Batman 3 title will be The Dark Knight Rises, and in a move that may surprise some fans, he said that the film's villain won't be The Riddler.

its a shame cause the riddler is a perfect cast for a villain after the brilliant performance of the joker played by the late Heath Ledger , but it seems that nolan is looking for a female villain, is it Harley Quinn !?

She's Only Creepy When She Talks

so far its the best bet and the best one to follow after The Jokers menacing rampage in The Dark Knight , Harley's character is very similar of The Jokers but i hope its not more of the same .

Picture Of The Day #14

Top 10 Greatest Modern Rock Bands




there is no denying that longest dominating genre is rock , and the most culture influencing and diverse of all music styles , it was perfected by The Beatles and Led Zepplin and made into real and gritty by AC/DC and Metallica , but lately it lacked quality and depth , but some bands kept it real and alive this post will cover the bands from the 90's and nothing earlier , heres a small rundown of those bands :

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 10- Kings Of Leon

this family band is pure rock with the steady drumline and amazing guitar riffs and without a doubt one of the best vocals in recents years anthony followil voice is what captures you instantly , their style wasnt very reachable to mainstream audience for it being sothern rock but after " Only By Night " they made it into the airwaves and dominated , this band is one of rare bands that their live performace equals or beats their recorded performance





9 - Rise Against

being a melodic hardcore rock band is hard you cant break it into mainstream media and hardcore rock fans will hate you for being " soft , thats why this band is the least known band on our list , its power comes from the insanly addictive melodies and hard hitting chorus with a political and social commentary rarely seen in those past years .






8 -  Audioslave

combine Chris Cornell and Tom Morello and your you will have an eargasm , Chris Cornell's voice melt like butter on your soul , while Tom Morello's  wacky solos and creative guitar riffs are something that should be taught at schools , sadly this union was broken with the band being disbanded after only 3 albums .






7 -  Evanescence

goth rock wasnt mainstream until Amy Lee crooned into our hearts the ex christian rock band was a surprise hit and caught everyone off guard and since their first album they reigned the billboards charts , the band is still together with the exception of Ben Moody who left after the first album cause of creative differences , but so far the band have been quite on their future album .








 6 - Muse

like or hate it rock was born in england and muse are carrying that huge torch into this era , with melodic power chords and the high pitched voice of mattew bellame is a perfect match with a unique unmatched style , they even tried with symphonic rock that was featured in their lastest album , the Exogenesis is a melodic symphony of guitars drums and pianos , not alot of groups can pull that off






5 - Seether

the most underrated rock band ever yet the keep turning out one hit after another with critical success , although still known ( as the guy who sang with Amy Lee ) their latest album was a powerful combination of ballad rock and alternative rock and was on the billboard charts but didnt break into mainstream airwaves yet .





4 - Slipknot


  Their Pictures Screams Mainstream Music, And Heart Touching Ballads 


the pinncale of heavy metal have to be Slipknot with their dark lyrics and energtic beats are something of a legend they are like Kings Of Leon are masters in the live performances , even the ballads are loved by their hardcore and normal fans , its something amazing to please your hardcore audience when you change your style but Slipknot did it anyways and succeeded  .







3 - Rage Against The Machine

Again its Tom Morello but this time he's With Zack De La Rocha with a heavy infused power cords and rebelious rap lyrics its one of the few occasions that these genres melt  so amazingly and keep that strength crossed over alot of albums .








2 - Foo Fighters



Not That Foo , You Foo !!!!

 
there's something about this band that makes it legendary , the live performances , the beautiful vocals and the legendary melodies like " My Hero " , " The Pretender " and " All My Life "  at first glance its nothing special but after a couple of listens it will stick to you like glue and you can never shake it off from your mind , this is what music all about .






1 - Linkin Park

we all know they are not the same old linkin park , but thats the best part about them , they started the Rap Metal era , then started the unique NU Metal in both Hybrid Theory and Meteora, they kept evolving and still delivered amazing music and kept their place as an ever evolving band , and unlike most rock bands these days " Three Days Grace , Avenged Sevenfolds , H.I.M " which kept their style and never tried to venture out their comfort zone , the combination of Mike Shinoda and Chester is perfect and will never be matched kept strong by the amazing power of lyrics that relates to everyone .










 

 

Honorable Mentions : Red Hot Chili Peppers , Nine Inch Nails , Metallica , Coldplay , Korn , Killswitch Engage , AC/DC , Motorhead , Ozzy Osborn  Three Days Grace, Finger Eleven, Breaking Benjamin, 3 Doors Down, Skillet, Red, Papa Roach, Flyleaf , Bloc Party , White Stripes , Theory Of A Deadman , Alexisonfire

Monday, October 25, 2010

Picture Of The Day #13

The Walking Dead Impressions (spoiler free )



the first episode of the biggest TV show this season have aired , is it a winning series , or a walking corpse of the 70's extinct genre ?




at first glance its a typical zombie movie  made famous by the legendary and then not so legendary George A Romero only this time its a series , being an avid fan of zombie flicks since the dawn of illegal downloading i was blown away by the series pilot - as expected all pilots are great until damon lindelof starts writing about it - it wasnt a typical zombie series , it developed something was non existing  in the zombie genre since its beginning it developed emotions on a high level of drama , for the first time you care about what happens to the characters unlike Romero's work which contained mostly political and social commentary and no character development worth mentioning .




from the first scenes it pay homage to George A. Romero's recent works like " Land Of The Dead " ,Zack Snyder's " Dawn Of The Dead ". and Danny Boyle " 48 Days Later " which is respectful cause those movies changed the genre and revolutionized it .


the environments felt isolated when it needed to be , then safe and warm in other parts this perfect transition is really shifting this series into high gear and making it a short movie instead of an episode .


there are some directorial hiccups in some action oriented scenes and it seemed very odd to come from a highly acclaimed director like Frank Darabont ( his movie " Shawshank Redemption " is rated the best movie on IMDB best 250 films of all time ), it doesnt ruin anything but it reminded me of how i was pissed of when i saw what Paul W.S Anderson's did to the  Resident Evil , and how moronically spanned out into 4 movies of absurdity atleast we saw Milla Jovovich naked before she got old and wrinkly .

Paul W.S Anderson hard at work ruining your gaming memories (not pictured : Uwe Boll )


if you are a fan of zombies or AMC its really worth the watch it reminded me of the LOST pilot ( hence the damon lindlof reference early on ) it kept you satisfied and wanting more , i hope the rest of the season follows the pilot in suspense and drama .


9/10

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Picture Of The Day #12


Star Wars 3rd Trilogy .. Wait What ??

Yet again George Lucas is trying to milk his Star Wars franchise to the fullest but this time its in a good way , ok this gonna get complicated so bring a coffee mug or a herbal tea and clear your mind and sit on your comfy chair.


Now think Of Unicorns and rainbows


In the 90's the great George Lucas started fiddling with the original trilogy , into an improved and enhanced version filled with CGI , and after that the second trilogy ( the prequel ) started with the releasing with the phantom menace and the second trilogy started .


now in the 2000's George is doing it again but this time its not like the second abomnation trilogy , this trilogy is a brand new series with brand new characters ,as the second trilogy is being "remade" for the 3D era so its natural that a new series to start and its a good thing cause most people know darth vader or lord sidious but never heard of the other Sith Lords like : Exar Kun , Darth Revan and Sirak , and the events before the " A New Hope" are mostly vague to casual Star Wars fans .

the series should be released on 2015 , 2016 after the release of the 3D remakes .

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Proof That Nerds Cant Dance




Believe me this is a high note in his life, he will tell this story to his grandsons if he managed to hook up with a real girl , breaking your leg in blizzcon is like winning an early key for the " Cataclysm " expansion covered in mountain dew code red and handed over to you by real life tauren females wearing princess leia slave costume .

Hitman 5 Is Official




well sort of , according to the voice actor of agent 47 David Bateson its real and its gonna be awesome , no official press release from IO interactive or Square Enix Europe ( Eidos previously ) . David had this to say for the game :


I have to plead the 5th Amendment on this one. I am under contract not to say anything." But he adds, "There have been delays," and "if the artwork is anything to go by… brace yourself!"



Finally IO pulled their shit together and started working on their landmark series , but i think it will be a tie in to the movie Hitman 2 sorta like the Prince Of Persia game synced to release on movies release to cash in on the marketing , so far details are sketchy, but i really wish it to be real , its bringing so much memories playing on my old PC , yea im a ex PC gamer you lousy console owners .


PC gamers : the Super Sayans of the gaming industry

Greatest Comedy Movies Ever

To me comedy is the rope line to us humans to drowning in life , some movies are awesome some are awful ( adam sandler im looking at you ) but some are legendary and everlasting , heres a list of the greatest works and the best things that happened to comedy beside me .




Anchorman The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)





first things first will ferrel is not a good actor but whenever he's around adam mckay he's a legend ( talladega nights . step brother ) the sexism in this movie and the macho jokes are over the top , and typical of men of the 70's yet writer adam mckay perfected it with a most perfect cast you can get for a comedy movie and a powerful cameos .




Young Frankenstien (1974)



one of mel brooks finest works ever , its the ultimate throw back to those monster movies of the early 40's and 50's the movie was shot in a low budget form and with black and white which seemed odd but its perfected the feel of the sleazy horror flicks , with an amazing cast and Igor the best sidekick in any movie .


I Dare You Not To Laugh !




Dr.Strangelove : Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)



another masterpiece shot in black and white featuring the great late Petter Sellers its our first dark comedy movie in this list and not the last im sure ,directed by the great Stanley Kubrick  this movie makes a nuclear war between russia and america during the cold war so much fun with witty dialogue and funny characters and awkard and stupid situations .




Airplane ! (1980)




one of the finest works for the amazing spoof trio Jim Abrahams , David Zucker And Jerry Zucker  ( Top Secret , Naked Gun Trilogy , Hot Shots , Scary Movie 4 ) this movie shines with jokes and spoofing other movies of the 80's its so filled with jokes you have to re watch it atleast 2 times to get all the jokes and references this movie is a bit offensive but it keep it tacky somehow , this is the best comedic performance for leslie neilsen with his " please dont call me shirley " line .


Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?




Shaun Of The Dead ( 2004 )



im a big fan of British comedy but i have never seen it so perfectly done in this movie , the cold one liners to the funny situations the only thing i can say its a pure masterpiece and it will be matched in our generation of comedian , simon pegg and nick frost carried out the scenes with an amazing transitions and kept the plot relevant .

ps: if im gushing too much i dont give a damn , its my favorite zombie / comedy movie :P
 




Mars Attack ! (1996 )



Tim burton doing a comedy movie ! strangely enough he pulled it with a strong ensemble cast and young actors ,its a funny spoof of the those alien movies in the 60's as shown in the intro of the movie , even the shape of the alien saucers are a total throw back to them, but the cake in this movie have to be jack nicholson he had such a strong screen presence . 


Jack Nicholson Creeping People Since 1980








Monty Python And The Holy Grail  (1975)




And the best for last , the legendary Monty python series is without any introductions one of the best comedy series ever ( the meaning of life  , flying circus ,life of brian )  this movie will test your sanity and test your sense of humor , its so crazy and outrageous your are bound to laugh , it gets you in the credits and keeps the insanity going all movie long , its will scramble your head and serve it to you  .



Whats A Shrubbery?

Caturday Week 4

YES its our 1 month Birthday LETS PARTAY !!!!!!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Our Featured Artist : Doha Al Najjar

In these posts we will feature an artist in any form , to help them stand out in the sea of artist and give them a foot hole this is part of my volunteer group Photographers Beyond In Kuwait aimed at small and new photographer and aid them in every way and form



And our first featured artist is Doha al Najjar a an emerging photographer with huge potential and an amazing imagination, her approach to photography is unique as she focuses on the natural elements and showcase them in a fluid and dynamic way .


The Little Guy




Edge Of Darkness



you can support and follow doha on her Flickr Account or on Twitter




PS : the blog is not selling out, the blog will resume its insanity after this post

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Picture Of The Day #10 ( Radiohead Edition)



did you get it ? :P

The Best Twitter App Ever !!

ever wanted to make your twitter experience a little more enjoyable !!?


guess what its super twario to answer your prayers , its a half twitter client half platformer game, this 2$ dollar app is really adorable and charming and yet simple and original. just dont use it while ur driving :X





Jean Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack

yes it seems he took one in the old ticker ,a day after his 50th birthday during the shooting of his new movie "Weapon " no details till this moment regarding his condition , but i hope he pulls through cause i want him in The Expendables 2



Acting !!! in its best forms

Paul

i've been waiting for this movie a long time , its the reunion of simone pegg ,nick frost  and edgar wright after the masterpieces " Shaun of the Dead " and " Hot Fuzz " now they are back for " Paul " a buddy comedy flick with an alien encounter.


Paul is set to release on February 2011 .


Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Song OF The Day

Anger Management Solution


Metallica - All Nightmare Long

perfect song , perfect video clip , its a real classic done by legends







Spartans Of The Middle East !!!





 im really stunned by this amazing act ! its like a indians chant mixed with Wiley coyote and 300 , and i look at this video trying to find something to say its fake with someone giggling or cracking up , but no everyone is keeping a straight face !!!


they stole my voices


and what are they getting ready for , there hasnt been a war in this region for a while , are they invading the mall ?


sent to us by our friend Ifreeze 


PS : for the arabic dyslexic reader , they come from the United State Of Emirates

Picture Of The Day #9


Monday, October 18, 2010

RED Movie Review





Bruce willis is back in his action movies saddle , is he good or he's too old to play the superhero action man he used to play in the 80's ?



The Plot :


ironically he plays a down on his luck retired man with nothing in his life , no wife no kids no hope , he falls in love with the girl and people start chasing him , shots fired and an explosion (spoiler free intro :P )


The Good :


- you have bruce willis , morgan freeman , john malkovich and hellen mirren all sharing one liners and jokes , its a real joy to watch these fine actors cracking jokes about bruce willis hair , or john malkovich being too old to do anything , making fun of old people wasnt enough till this movie came along .


- the director was loving his job , the way he plays out the action and sequences is fresh and original , i havent seen this approach to directing done so well since the days of " mr. and mrs, smith " , its fun over the top , highly enjoyable and really bad ass . ( read the bad )





The Bad :



- the movie starts out strong with funny jokes , strong action then when the plot thickens it drops the comedy action and goes into a light drama mode with a dash of romance , its like watching two separate movies , and the over the top action in the starts of the movie vanish's in middle of it . it started as a action movie turned into a romance then morphed into a heist movie , it lack consistency .


- having an ensemble cast is always an issue you have to sideline some actors , in this case john malkovich and morgan freeman felt like cameos instead of supporting roles , and in morgan freemans case it was really just a filler to extend the movies time , he served a little purpose in the main plot , but it was a joy watching him .


- the end is soooooooo anti-climactic i was stunned by how lame it was , it felt like the writers wrote themselves into a corner ( although the plot is very linear ) and u can almost here the director say : wrap it up we are running out of reels .




Overall

i loved this movie it reminded me of romancing of the stone , it was fun with high paced action , but it lost its charm and became a boring heist movie , doesnt mean it wasnt funny , it just could've been better if they kept it close to its original idea .


7.5/10


ps : watch the credits that scene is pretty hilarious

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What The Hell Is a Crescendo !!!!!!




I get alot of questions asking what the hell is my nickname about , and the funniest part is when they try and spell it , its like watching the last place kid in a bumblebee contest , so here it is the official merriam-webster definition :



krə-ˈshen-(ˌ)dō\


 
 the peak of a gradual increase : climax
 
 a gradual increase; specifically : a gradual increase in volume of a musical passage
 
 
 
 
and the reason i chose it is because of this masterpiece , and when he blew up the british parliment , with the amazing scene dipicted in the V for Vendetta movie (2006)
 
 

blowing up the parliment !! hell yea

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Picture Of The Day #8

Sony Marketing Team = Creeps/ Weirdos

If you have followed their ads over the years you know what im talking about , the alien girl , the ps3 cry baby , it only got better with the marcus and kevin butlers ads ( but it went downhill with the move release ) .


here is a bunch of videos and ads for PS marketing team , may god be with you as you witness the horrors






its only a possesed baby doll crying !!! why are you running kids !!!








a global orgy is necessary to market a ps2 successfully









alien head check , robotic movement check , irish accent ....wait what ??







ok !! seriously did you see the video !! what made you think that any human can comment on this !!!




if you still think im being unfair those are the only ones i found that i can post in this blog , most of them are full of nudity and offensive images ( worse than the norm offensivness of this blog :P ) heres a prime examples :








Saturday, October 16, 2010

Picture Of The Day #7

he heard its sunday !!!

Mass Effect 2 The Musical

i played the game twice and never saw this bit ever !! im so glad tha machinima shared it on their last video cause this is PURE EPICNESS !!!


Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode : 1 Review



Yes !!! finally the lovely blue mascot is back into his original 2D form is good or team sonic should go a very long vacation in a galaxy far far away ?


The Good :


- if you grew up in the 90's like most awesome people you would shed a tear of pride when you hear the old sega logo sung by 4 neutered asians , most of the sounds are worked from the old sonic games the bombs , the bubbles breathing , the jump thingy you cant help but smile while playing this game .


- the amazing backgrounds are sometimes distracting from the game , its just soo darn beautiful and its amazingly fluid and well designed , along with the good ole level designs its a pure joy .

-there is no story !!! i know its supposed to be a bad thing , but if you played any of the last sonic games you will know what im talking about , no princess no gimmicky modes , its all running all the time ( mostly see the bad ) .



The Bad :


- ok sonic is supposed to be fast , amirit ? yet this game is making sonic moves like a turtle rushing to the toilet, get stopped by an enemy and you have to roll ball to gain some momentum, and even when your in full speed you dont get the sense you had in the dreamcast sonic ( i guess old age got to sonic )


- sometimes during the game you have to halt and i mean complete and utter halt to solve a vine climbing puzzle or a card jumping stage , they transform sonic into a mario with blue balls



Bottomline :

its tries so hard to please the fans and bring the glory days of old sonic , but it fails on so many levels , im not saying its bad i had a blast playing it and remembering my childhood , but its not the old one ,its a lovechild between marliyn manson and the old sonic the hedgehog you look at it but you dont know what it is .





its like looking at this , its fun but its full of shit !



it would be better with the old dreamcast sonic speed and the lovable simplicity of the old sonic the hedgehog, it mimics both but fail to capture either beauty.


3/5